A drink and A lady

                 
I liken a lady to a drink. And as a gentleman would treat a lady right, so should he his drink. There are a lot of similarities between them and how they affect your lifestyle, character, pocket and emotions.

As we have different brands of drinks, so also are the ladies who come in different shapes, sizes and temperament.

Some ladies are like the lager beer: When cool you’ll enjoy or like them, but when hot they end up giving you a headache.

Some are sweet like soda but too much of them will purge you, and still make you feel unwell.

Some have high spirits like drinks made of spirit and need to be taken slowly, else when taken in rapid gulps will get you pretty high and messed up.

There are things that don’t necessarily connect with both of them: One particularly is the fact that you can’t share your lady, but you can share your drink.

It is advisable not to leave your drinks halfway drank or unattended to for the likelihood of someone did drink from it…Hmmm! And worse still, you knowing it’s been tampered with, but by whom?

And on the other hand, your drink can be spiked or poisoned and could lead to amoral behavior that you won’t remember, like the effect of the infamous date rape drug.

Comparatively, with the lady, the drugs will represent doubt, distrust, and suspicion and could lead to amoral behavior , but this time around she will remember.

When your drink is poisoned you either die from it, or with the grace of God you survive it.

A lady’s mind when poisoned, would mean too much insecurity, assumptions, and wrongly deduced conclusions that would lead to making wrong choices and taking hasty decisions.

And this eventually will lead to consequences and repercussions and more often than not regrettable. But once again with the grace of God she will get through it, coming out stronger, wiser and graceful.

Choose your drink and your lady wisely…